To the tune of "Bye, Bye, Bye" by N'Sync
Filked by Deet

Died, died, died (He died)
He died

I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
When I tell you what happened
In Vector Prime

He was a loyal friend
But, it didn't matter in the end
You may not want to read
Chapter seventeen

I know that I can't take no more
Poor plot lines
I'm gonna throw this book away
Chewie died, died, died (He died)

CHORUS:
I don't wanna complain no more
But the new characters are real bores
You may hate it, but it ain't no lie
Chewie died, died, died (He died)
I don't wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
Might it sound crazy, but it ain't no lie
Chewie died, died, died

There was the Yuuzhan Vong
They hated technology
And made the moon fall down on Sernpidal
He saved the Anakin brat
But the only thing that matters is that
Han will have to fly the Falcon alone

I know that I can't take no more
Poor plot lines
I'm gonna throw this book away
Chewie died, died, died (He died)

CHORUS

I'm givin' up this time for sure
I'm not reading these bad characterizations no more
(He died)
I'm checkin' out, I'm signing off
I'm sick of these authors and I've had enough

I don't wanna read no more
Of these really bad books
So thank God for Stackpole and Tyers
I don't wanna make it tough, but I've had enough
And it ain't no lie, He died (Oh Chewie)