To the tune of "Blame Canada" from the South Park Movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Filked by Eliz and Qui-Gon Dave

Books have changed
Writers are getting worse
They don't come up with new plots
They just want to screw things up

Should we blame the publisher?
or blame editors?
or should we blame the fact that they are morons

No!
Blame Anderson
(chorus) Blame Anderson
With both his beady little eyes
Flipping burgers, serving fries
(chorus) Blame Anderson
(chorus) Blame Anderson
We need to form a full assault
(chorus) Its Anderson's fault!!

Tim set things up in The Last Command
Its not his fault for what happens between Mara and that man
And our man Mike spackled with the most finesse
but theres only so much that one can do by himself
Well Blame Anderson
(Chorus) Blame Anderson
Seems like everything's gone wrong
Since Anderson came along
(Chorus) Blame Anderson
(Chorus) Blame Anderson

He's not even a real writer anyway

We could have had a real story or plot its true
Instead we got another superweapon and Qui Xux
Should we blame his agent
Should we blame Bantam
Or the idiot who delivered his contract?
Heck no!
(chorus) Blame Anderson
(chorus) Blame Anderson
With his meager low IQ
And that bitch Callista too!
(chorus) Blame Anderson
(chorus) Shame on Anderson

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Plot holes and hair and sabers repaired
We must blame him and cause a fuss
Til someone thinks of hiring uuuuuuuuusssssssss!