To the tune of the same name by Green Day
Filked for the Dead Daalas

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once

I am one of those Andersonian fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes Kev gives me the creeps
Sometimes the Force plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just a burger freak?
Am I a geek?

I went to see a droid
To analyze my void
He said it's lack of depth that's bringing me down

I went to Kev more
He's made my life a bore
Said quit my whining cause it's bringing him down

Sometimes Kev gives me the creeps
Sometimes the Force plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just a burger freak?
Am I a geek?

Grasping to control
So you better hold on...

Sometimes Kev gives me the creeps
Sometimes the Force plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just a burger freak?
Am I a geek?