To the tune of "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin
Filked by Sithspit

Here's a little filk I wrote
(Waves hand): You will learn it all by rote
Don't Worry....Be Sithly.
End a life and make some trouble
Make a 'Saber and make it double
Don't Worry....Be Sithly.
(Don't Worry, Be Sithly now...)

Refrain:
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo (Sounds of screams and lightsabers humming)
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo (More screams...)
Be Sithly
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, Be Sithly (Lightsabers thrumming and hissing...)

{Refrain}

Hack and slash and take off a head
Run through a Jedi and leave him dead
Don't Worry....Be Sithly.
Your landlord say the rent is late
Ignite your 'saber and give in to hate
Don't Worry....Be Sithly.
(Waves hand): Lookie at me, I'm Sithly....

{Refrain}

Give me your comm frequency
When you worry, call me, I come and kill your sorry ass for not being Sithly....

{Refrain}

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo (Sounds of screams and lightsabers humming)
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo (Sidious voice over: "They will be no match for you...")
Be Sithly
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, Be Sithly (Bestial growling...)

Got lotsa credits, got lotsa style
I need a dentist, you seen my smile??
But Don't Worry....Be Sithly.
If you worry you do more than frown
I'll use the Force and track you down
So Don't Worry....Be Sithly.
Don't Worry...Be Sithly now...(Waves hand...)

{Refrain}

{Refrain}

So that is the filk I wrote
You had better have learned it by rote
Like good little Apprentices
Don't Worry....Be Sithly
(Waves hand): Listen to what I'm saying...
End a life and make some trouble
Make a 'Saber and make it double
Don't Worry....Be Sithly, Be Sithly now!

{Refrain}

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo (Sidious voice over: "Kill them immediately.")
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo (Ad lib more screams...)
Be Sithly
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, Be Sithly (Lightsabers thrumming and hissing...)

{Repeat, ad lib, give in to hate, strike down some Jedi do gooders....}