Feel the Farce

First up, Mistful’s quick recap of Revenge of the Sith:

ANAKIN: I think you’re so beautiful because I love you.
PADME: No, you think I’m so beautiful because I’m Natalie Portman, and finer than a July day. Ass.

Next, Star Wars for Dummies by lennongirl… All six episodes: TPM, AOTC, ROTS, ANH, ESB, ROTJ.

But no parody post is complete without a musical link: The United States of NOOOOOO!!