Daily Satire

Malingering Spiritual Malaise Spurs Demand For Even More Star Wars Sagas:

“I need an Obi Wan right about now.” Pitifully murmured D.C. resident Sandy Hope. “In today’s insane world of terrorist attacks, global warming, incurable diseases and horrible natural disasters, I need to believe that there is an immortal authority filled with gentle all-seeing wisdom and boundless benign compassion, preferably with a really cool-o British accent that bespeaks of established reputation and tasteful social credibility. I need my Star Wars again! *SOB!*”