A voice no one can refuse

Kids won’t go to bed when you tell them? Spouse refuses to put his or her dirty socks in the hamper? Boss won’t pony up with that pay rise you’ve more than earned? Starbucks barista too slow?

Worry no more! With the soon-to-be released Darth Vader voice modulator you’ll have those annoying humans around you jumping to your command in no time.

Get my mocha or die!

First Look: New Insider

Starwars.com has up a preview of Star Wars Insider #77, the first issue under the new fan club arrangement. The biggest design change so far looks to be a new masthead…

Content includes the top ten OT moments, prequel update, Bantha Tracks, and a story by Timothy Zahn.

It starts shipping to subscribers July 22, and will be in stores August 3rd.