Well, we know he doesn’t need a comb… But it’s on YTMND so don’t strain yourself too much.
Steve Irwin’s spirit lives on… (Thanks, Broox!)
First up, Mistful’s quick recap of Revenge of the Sith:
ANAKIN: I think you’re so beautiful because I love you.
PADME: No, you think I’m so beautiful because I’m Natalie Portman, and finer than a July day. Ass.
But no parody post is complete without a musical link: The United States of NOOOOOO!!