Club Jade

Well, we know he doesn’t need a comb… But it’s on YTMND so don’t strain yourself too much.

General Dodonna’s Powerpoint presentation.

Steve Irwin’s spirit lives on… (Thanks, Broox!)

There can be no Kirk but Shatner! (via Bonnie.)

Speaking of, doesn’t the narrator for the original Star Wars trailer sound just like a very restrained Shatner? And were all movie trailers that bad in the 70′s?

First up, Mistful’s quick recap of Revenge of the Sith:

ANAKIN: I think you’re so beautiful because I love you.
PADME: No, you think I’m so beautiful because I’m Natalie Portman, and finer than a July day. Ass.

Next, Star Wars for Dummies by lennongirl… All six episodes: TPM, AOTC, ROTS, ANH, ESB, ROTJ.

But no parody post is complete without a musical link: The United States of NOOOOOO!!