Club Jade

As the admiral would say… It’s a spoof!

Episode IV in a minute. Previously: Back to the Future and The Matrix. I think the Star Wars one is probably the best, though when did Leia panic and scream her head off again?

Patton Oswalt shares his (improvised!) concept for Episode VII on… Parks and Recreation? Sorry hon, you lost me at Boba Fett

So I hear, anyway. It’s certainly a bit more revealing than the last two

Debuting on the MTV Movie Awards last night..

Elysium leads the pack of week’s new trailers. It’s director Neill Blomkamp’s follow-up to District 9, staring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster.

Below the cut: Kick-Ass 2, Now You See Me and the latest take on Romeo and Juliet.

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In this week’s new trailers, Carrie gets an update with Chloe Moretz and Julienne Moore and I’m not quite sure how to feel about it. Why does no one remake the crappy movies?

Below the cut: Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby, New Percy Jackson, and The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones.

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Continuing TV weekend, tonight sees the beginning of the third season of Game of Thrones, based on on the third book in the series, A Storm of Swords.

Because it’s Monday and Hondo is hung-over, check out this video that’s been going around: It’s all six Star Wars movies – or the first six, for those of you surfing in from the future – all played at once

This new trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness has a lot more hints at the plot – and Benedict Cumberbatch’s role – than the previous ones.

Of course the freeze-frame is a half-naked girl. Sigh. Behold: Cumberbatch.