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Valentine’s Day mush besets Star Wars

February 14th, 2013 by Dunc · 4 Comments

Well. Valentine’s Day. If you’re like me, you’re going to spend a lot of time rolling your eyes at everything and anything today. (Speaking of! Going to be live on the Tosche Station podcast tonight! Talking about Marvel romance novels! Ranting is almost guaranteed!) Anyway, onto business:

See Wedge and Iella full size at SuvuduAt the Star Wars Blog, Jennifer Heddle writes a tribute to the original Star Wars couple, Han and Leia. Who isn’t pro Han and Leia these days? (We don’t want to know.)

Over at Suvudu, Tricia Barr takes a look at Star Wars power couples. Includes refreshingly not-overboard artwork of Wedge Antilles and Iella Wessiri from Chris Trevas!

And for those looking for a little less kissing, io9 presents the 7 greatest bromances in space. Obi-Wan and Anakin are repping for the Wars, which… Okay.

In a video for StarWars.com, Bonnie Burton looks at romance in a galaxy far far away, while Amy Ratcliffe has a look at fans who found love through the franchise.

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Her Universe debuts quote tees for Valentine’s Day

January 30th, 2013 by Dunc · 13 Comments

Star Wars quote tee

Her Universe is offering three variations on the quote theme for Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who fans.

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Roundup: Valentine’s Day is obligatory

February 14th, 2012 by Dunc · 5 Comments

Is it love, or just KJA? Only the Holocron knows for sure.It’s Valentine’s Day! Alas, we’re all pretty tied up here (not a euphemism, pervs) but feel free to check out our past sappy stuff, particularly James’ look at Star Wars Valentine’s Day cards and love in the Expanded Universe.


StarWars.com has a bunch of valentiney stuff as well.


Roqoo Depot dreamed up some Star Wars romance novels, a few of which gave me the giggles. Just remember, nerds: They’re not suggestions.


Over at EU Cantina, Nanci takes a look at some of the heart-breaking romances of the Expanded Universe. Includes snarking on Luke’s romantic track record, because that shit is never not funny.

Lane at Roqoo Depot isn’t having any of this romance crap: Instead, he’s looking at bromances in Star Wars. However, I’m pretty sure there’s slash out there about all those dudes. Sorry, Lane.


My Valentine nausea kicked up real hard on this one, but the art is nice, if you’re into the whole Captain Cardboard thing. Have at it, Jag/Jaina fans.


Head on over to Topless Robot to bask in their list of 8 villainous couples. No Star Wars, but I’m sure you’ll recognize a few.

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Video: How Hollywood says “I love you”

February 13th, 2012 by Dunc · 4 Comments

From the maker of forty inspirational speeches in 2 minutes, for the mush-lovers

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“I love EU.” “I know.” Valentine’s Day in the Expanded Universe

February 14th, 2011 by jawajames · 9 Comments

It’s that time of the year when flower, candy, and jewelry stores make us think that romance better be in the kriffin’ air. But what’s a Star Wars fan to do to celebrate Valentine’s Day with a special someone? Well, it turns out Darth Cupid has been shooting some Valentine’s Day goodies for Star Wars Expanded Universe fans over the years. Short stories, comics, and more. (more…)

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Valentine’s Day cards, Star Wars style

February 14th, 2011 by jawajames · 5 Comments

Looking for the perfect way to share how how you feel on Valentine’s Day? Ranging from “I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee” to “I’m haunted by the kiss you should never have given me”, Darth Cupid has had you covered for your Star Wars valentine needs for decades. (more…)

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Video: Skullcrusher Mountain

February 14th, 2010 by Dunc · 1 Comment

I completely forgot it was Valentine’s Day, and thus forgot to find something appropriately horrific or hopelessly sappy. Please accept this heartwarming love song instead.

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Fan Art: Happy Valentine’s Day!

February 14th, 2009 by Dunc · 1 Comment

Han and Leia by Steph Swanger (solofan29 @ deviantart.com)

Han and Leia by Steph Swanger takes the Gone With the Wind pose back to the source. (I figure since in past years I’ve tormented you with twincest, photoshoppery, and Law & Order, it wouldn’t hurt to go traditional. Just this once.)

Looking for more holiday stuff? StarWars.com rounds up their offerings.

(Twitter folks, click here.)

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The fandom minute: Should George Lucas retire?

January 8th, 2009 by Dunc · 2 Comments

George Lucas in Carbonite @ Celebration Japan (Bonnie Burton / StarWars.com)Scrap the Maker? The relaunched Sci-Fi Wire (now in blog form!) has come up with nine reasons for George Lucas to retire already. Cinematical then made a poll out of it, and ‘yes, please’ is winning. Your thoughts? I honestly don’t care all that much as long as he sticks to the prequel/intertrilogy era.

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I acknowledge your cheesy romance holiday

February 14th, 2008 by Dunc · No Comments

IMAGE: SW Valentines from Something Awful

…With an aged link.

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