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Always in motion, the future: Best #StarWars and #SWEU tweets for May 13-20

May 22nd, 2013 by Dunc · 1 Comment

@mattmikalatos: "Dad, do Luke and Leia get married?" At first I thought to say no, but then I thought, "Well... episode VII is still coming." Who knows?

Last week’s best tweets bled over into Monday, because I’m sure you don’t want to wait a whole week for the Rebels stuff, right? Also: We saw Star Trek Into Darkness, the first week of Star Wars Weekends is a thing that happened, and Artoos invaded Lucasfilm. All that and more under the cut.

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We’ll throw our own prom! With #StarWars! Best tweets for May 6-12

May 14th, 2013 by Dunc · 1 Comment

@megsokay: To teen girls stressing about prom: I skipped Senior Prom to see Star Wars & I've gone on to seduce many men. You'll be fine.

Advice for the ages and other greatest hits of last week’s Star Wars tweets lurk below the cut.

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Walk without rhythm, we won’t attract the worm: Best #StarWars tweets for April 29-May 5

May 7th, 2013 by Dunc · No Comments

@bhr3s: My son Clark, age 4, is convinced #Jawas are #Ewoks in their sand suits. Nothing will dissuade him of this notion. #StarWars

We enter a month-long celebration of all things Star Wars, but first we had to get the puns out of the way… Last week, we celebrated May the 4th, Revenge of the 5th, #IgerWatch and so much more

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Threading the needle: Best #StarWars and #SWEU tweets for April 22-28

May 1st, 2013 by Dunc · 3 Comments

@LeeGallows: Why has no one started up a Star Wars themed tattoo shop called "Tattooine" yet?

This week, we pondered the essential questions of Star Wars and learned about hugging from Carrie Fisher. Also, someone named ‘Barkevious Mingo’ exists. No, seriously!

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Dinner and a movie: Best #StarWars, #EpisodeVII and #SWEU tweets for April 8-14

April 17th, 2013 by Dunc · No Comments

@Paulskemp: Instead of "Yoga," I typed, "I've got to do Yoda tomorrow," which is a very different thing. "Take me to dinner first you must, hmm? Hmm?"

Because. Just because.

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No booze and only one hooker: Best #StarWars, #SWEU and #EpisodeVII tweets for March 25-April 7

April 9th, 2013 by Dunc · 1 Comment

@stoogey: I don't remember having a night of drunken excess but the giant C-3PO Pez dispenser I found under the front seat speaks for itself.

Over the past couple weeks, we’ve said goodbye to a few, mocked more, and, well, went a tiny bit overboard with the dramatics. Just another week in Star Wars fandom…

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Gardening on Alderaan: Best #StarWars, #CloneWars and #SWEU tweets for March 18-24

March 26th, 2013 by Dunc · No Comments

@swankmotron: Anytime anyone tells me something is getting cancelled, I'm just going to say, "No, man. It's just moving to Disney XD."

This week, fandom launched an effort to #SaveTheCloneWars, Star Destroyers appeared in a cunning disguise of clouds and farmboy grammar was considered. Also, what is that pocket on the back of Han’s vest? Wookieepedians, I summon you! Until then…

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Ron is Dumbledore? Believe it or not, these are the best #StarWars tweets for March 12-17

March 19th, 2013 by Dunc · No Comments

@derf_vader: What if Yoda is a 900 year-old Luke Skywalker who used the Force to travel back in time? Mind blown. #StarWars #EpisodeVII

This week’s selection is a little thinner than I’d like, but perhaps it’s for the best? In any case, onward!

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Realign your Modal Nodes: Best #StarWars, #SWEU and #CloneWars tweets for Feb. 25 – Mar.3

March 5th, 2013 by Dunc · No Comments

@LWarren96: I've been singing the #CantinaBand song from #StarWars all morning, awkwardly humming and swaying. I think I need socialization.

Welcome to the internet, world! Last week, the president made a geek gaffe, The Clone Wars wrapped up their fifth season… Or was is it done forever? We still don’t know, but there are spoilery tweets within.

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You’ve never heard of the Millennium Fusion? Best #StarWars, #EpisodeVII and #SWEU tweets for Feb. 18-24

February 26th, 2013 by Dunc · No Comments

@kenleyyoung: I was just asked if I could make a fast @Target run. "Fast? I'm in a car that made the last Target run in less than 12 parsecs."

Last week, we all made the Kessel Run, one lost soul sees the light, or at least the proper way to spell ‘Lucasfilm’ and the Oscars were nigh-irrelevant to our interests! (Business as usual, basically.) All this and more below the cut.

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