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Anthony Daniels announced for Celebration Europe; “not sitting by the phone” for Episode VII call

April 11th, 2013 by Dunc · 2 Comments

Anthony DanielsReed announced today that Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) will be among the stars at Celebration Europe.

He also did an interview with Digital Spy, where he sidestepped sequel talk:

“Look, it’s all very early days and I don’t want to wear anybody out by speculating or letting you waste your energy by saying ‘What do you think?’

“I’m certainly not sitting by the phone, but it’s always nice when it rings. Do you know what I mean?”

Still, he can certainly afford to be vague: C-3PO is one of the characters that few expect to be totally absent from the new movies.

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Video: Jawas joyride in adorable student fan film

June 30th, 2012 by Dunc · 1 Comment

The graduating class of the Digital Animation and Visual Effects School created this in three months! The Clone Wars’ Yoda, Tom Kane, voices Threepio (via)

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Ridiculous merchandise: Precious metal droids

April 13th, 2012 by Dunc · No Comments

Leave it to Japan… A company over there is producing gold and silver sculptures of Artoo and Threepio – actual gold and silver – for the 35th anniversary of Star Wars. According to Highsnobiety, they go for $1,800 and $6,000 USD, limited to 35 each, and will be available in May.

So, for $6,000 you can get a life-sized Darth Malgus… Or a gold Threepio? No idea how big these things are, but clearly there are way too many overly-solvent Star Wars fans out there, and Lucasfilm (or someone…) is fully committed to parting them from that money. Bless.

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Wacky merchandise du jour: Artoo Operation

June 30th, 2011 by Dunc · 6 Comments

Select members of Club Jade have long been creating custom Star Wars board games – it’s why we have a Games Night at every JadeCon – but no one has yet approached the game of Operation… But now there’s going to be an official version. Alas, perhaps in deference to the youthful audience, the ‘victims’ are droids. A lost opportunity!

Someday, we hope, some brave Wild Karrde or Star Lady will find it in them to create the game as it should be: With Extra Crispy Anakin Skywalker. Consider the gauntlet dropped.

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Video: Artoo and Threepio in U.K. commercial

November 1st, 2010 by Dunc · No Comments

Our favorite droid duo are now… Advertising pitchmen? Okay then!

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The Original Trilogy coming to Build-A-Bear

September 7th, 2010 by Dunc · 3 Comments

Build-A-Bear Workshop launched a Star Wars line last year with a Darth Vader and several Clone Wars offerings. This poster Eliz spotted yesterday reveals this year’s selections: A Star Wars bear and outfits for Han Solo, Threepio and Princess Leia.

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New adidas Star Wars Originals launching for fall!

August 27th, 2010 by Dunc · 4 Comments

StarWars.com has a look at the adidas Originals Star Wars Collection for Fall/Winter 2010, including this adorable set of droid shoes!

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Design failures of the galaxy far far away

August 20th, 2009 by Dunc · 6 Comments

No wonder the dude stayed single for 15 years....

John Scalzi takes a look at the tip of the iceberg with the design failures of Star Wars, both technical and biological.

ETA: Slashdot is in super-fanboy mode over this, and Scalzi taunts them… It’s beautiful. Knot those panties harder, boys.

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Wacky merchandise: R2-D2, the toilet paper cozy

July 23rd, 2009 by Dunc · 3 Comments

Artoo toilet tissue cozy

From Japan (of course,) the R2-D2 Toilet Tissue Dispenser. Strange, I would think that would be more of a Threepio sort of job. Witness: (more…)

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Luke’s lightsaber goes for $240,000 at auction

December 12th, 2008 by Dunc · No Comments

Someone either made a very good or a very bad investment today… The A New Hope lightsaber in the Profiles in History action sold for $240,000, while Threepio’s helmet went for half that. That’s not quite as much as the last high-priced Star Wars item, but it does beat another (or the same?) ANH saber, which went for $170,000 in 2005. (via)

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