Club Jade

I am disappointed by the lack of comment from our favorite fanboy here. Get it together, Onion.

Thank the Maker for The Onion! Be sure to read the scroll.

‘The Cure Of Keon’ asks The Onion’s A.V. Club: How geeky is too geeky? What is the drawing line between geek and Comic Book Guy? Their answer is quite reasonable, but this part cannot be repeated enough:

“The Sarlacc Pit? Duh! Star Wars? A little movie called Return Of The Jedi? Maybe you saw it? Hell-ooo!” is too geeky for any crowd, and by any standard.

Yes. Yes it is.