Club Jade

The TV stations held their upfronts last week, giving advertisers (and viewers) their first look at fall’s new shows. So your first trailer park of the week is devoted to genre and genre-ajacent TV show trailers.

Up top, the biggest gun: Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. from Joss Whedon and the Disney/Marvel conglomerate, coming at you on ABC, Tuesdays at 8:00. And yes, there is already a push to abbreviate this as MAoS, so pass it on.

Note that yes, some of these are spoiling their show’s first episode, but love it or leave it, their main purpose is to sell ads.

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Yeah, it took me a few seconds to realize that it isn’t Patrick Stewart monologuing the voiceover, too. (Doesn’t sound like Benedict Cumberbatch, either… Does it?)

There’s a Japanese version with just a tad more footage at the end that you might find evocative of one of the older films…

Another ‘teaser’ trailer will apparently be coming along on the 17th, because that’s just how the industry rolls these days. (Sigh)

Debuting at the Fan Movie Awards last night was this teaser for the Blu-ray’s selection of original trilogy deleted scenes. What, still no Biggs? (via)

Now that the Star Wars Weekends are finally over, the extended teaser for The Clone Wars season 4 is up on the official site.

(Yes, the first bit is old. Stick around.) I’m kind of ashamed to admit it and I know it’ll probably be only so-so, but I will totally go see this movie. What can I say… Obvious and repetitive rum cracks aside, I do love me some Barbossa, and Ian McShane ain’t too shabby, either.

If you can’t make it to a screening, you can at least enjoy this teaser for the Savage Opress episode(s.) There’s even a second clip at MTV.

A new teaser aired with tonight’s True Blood finale for next year’s adaptation of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novels. Check it out:

There’s also a brief behind-the-scenes featuette:

And check out another still of Emilia Clarke as Daenerys at HBO’s site.

Get your first look at little Boba’s story arc in this Clone Wars trailer. Also new? Dave Filoni on twitter!

This is the SuperBowl spot for the other Avatar, and the one I am actually kind of legitimately looking forward to now. (Needs more Zuko, but still.) Don’t you dare screw this up, Shyamalan. Watch it in HD and see if you can spot Appa. (via)

(Is that who I think it is on voiceover?)

The teaser trailer for the final (two) Harry Potter movies linked online this weekend. Be sure to watch before it goes down again! (Thanks, Toph!)