Club Jade

If you’re going to read anything on the internet today, why not make it Cleolinda’s latest, The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes. Or even Prometheus in Fifteen Minutes. In any case, you’ll need to be fluent in Cleolinda for Celebration. Trust me.

Of course there’s a Star Wars version of Gotye’s Somebody That I Used To Know. Of course.

(Rage-inclined prequel/SE fans should probably sit this one out)

‘Bubba Feets’ may suck, but this is perfection.

(They’re buddies.)

Starring Billy West, Tara Strong, Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Kevin Conroy, Jess Harnell and Rob Paulsen. (via)

Well, we already know Artoo is probably the smartest character in the franchise…

Just as annoying and tedious as the real thing! American Idol, I mean. At least the editing is pretty good.

‘A Galaxy of Passion’ is yet another gem from OneMinuteGalactica, maker of French Existentialist Star Wars, The Worst Couple in the Universe, The Star Wars Zone and more.

It’s hump day! Enrich your noodle.

It’s Valentine’s Day! Alas, we’re all pretty tied up here (not a euphemism, pervs) but feel free to check out our past sappy stuff, particularly James’ look at Star Wars Valentine’s Day cards and love in the Expanded Universe.

StarWars.com has a bunch of valentiney stuff as well.

Roqoo Depot dreamed up some Star Wars romance novels, a few of which gave me the giggles. Just remember, nerds: They’re not suggestions.

Over at EU Cantina, Nanci takes a look at some of the heart-breaking romances of the Expanded Universe. Includes snarking on Luke’s romantic track record, because that shit is never not funny.

Lane at Roqoo Depot isn’t having any of this romance crap: Instead, he’s looking at bromances in Star Wars. However, I’m pretty sure there’s slash out there about all those dudes. Sorry, Lane.

My Valentine nausea kicked up real hard on this one, but the art is nice, if you’re into the whole Captain Cardboard thing. Have at it, Jag/Jaina fans.

Head on over to Topless Robot to bask in their list of 8 villainous couples. No Star Wars, but I’m sure you’ll recognize a few.

I LOL’ed. Oh, 90′s comics. (via)