Club Jade

Problem midichlorians? Uncomfortable flare-ups of the Dark Side? Ask your medical droid about Vaderex.

Dear George Lucas: I would watch this TV show. Make it so.

Hilarity insues! (via)

Great news for fans of Star Wars parody: Robot Chicken’s third Star Wars episode will premiere December 12, with pretty-boy Zac Efron voicing Anakin. They’re trying something new this time:

“We’re telling more of a linear story this time that covers the series from start to finish,” says Green. Added Senreich says, “We wanted to take the Star Wars universe and see if through the eyes of our Robot Chicken: Star Wars Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Boba Fett and Gary the Stormtrooper. We’ll still flip around the universe but we’ll get a unique perspective from the bad guy side, from people who just want to rule the universe.”

Whatever it is, I’ll tune in.

As for that other TV parody, it now has a poster.

You know what’s coming, I’m sure.

You may have seen this already, but what the hell: It’s Saturday. Enjoy.

Sometimes parodying Twilight just seems futile, and nothing says that better than this trailer for Vampires Suck. Sorry, Matt Lanter; Cleolinda these guys are not.

Light speeding towards you in 3-D! (via)

I’ve never really been a Doctor Who fan, but this is a pretty well-made (and often funny!) fanvid. (via)

“Luke, I will not be your father!” proclaims this French condom package discovered by Geeks Are Sexy. Sure, it’s most likely a Photoshop job, but at least it’s a funny one.