Club Jade

On last night’s episode of How I Met Your Mother Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) presented his theory on ‘The Ewok Line.’ Desire context? Try io9′s version

The sitcom How I Met Your Mother explored that tense moment in every relationship when you have to ask those big questions: “Have you seen Star Wars? And, if so, do you love it as much as I do?”

One of the characters faced that moment. io9 has very conveniently compiled all the critical moments for you.

You know, we all have these vast little conspiracy theories about the fabled live-action Star Wars TV show… Boba Fett, lil Luke, Bail and friends… but what if it was something far more ominous? What if it was… A sithcom?

Hey, worked for Chad, didn’t it?

The Star Wars episode of That 70′s Show. Or skip straight to the spoof, if you have the urge to hear the term “Jedi dumbass.”

The unemployed Stormtrooper. Awww.

The PhanDom Menace, excerpt from a documentary about an Australian Star Wars fan club. Accents! Costumes! And Timothy Zahn’s in there, for some reason.

The Darklord of Stall One. Will people in Stormtrooper uniforms doing random stuff ever not be funny? Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

That is a freaking Stormtrooper!

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