Club Jade

You had me at “Build-A-Bear Workshop,” boys. We’ll be able to bask in the full glory of the mocking soon.

The latest Rifftrax is out, and it’s spoofing our beloved Empire Strikes Back. Joining Mystery Science Theater 3000 alums Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett is the internet’s own Chad Vader, for extra mocking fun. The sample had me laughing out loud, so prepare for awesome.

(Psst… They also did Twilight.)

For those of you who longed for the time when the cast of MST3K could skewer the Holiday Special, your wait is now over. If you haven’t got a copy of it, you could always “Get [it] frOm yOur friend Greg, in LakE VIDEO, Illinois”.

Also new on their list, “Raiders of the Lost Ark“, “Jurassic Park” (feat. Weird Al Yankovic), and for a limited time, buy all 3 SW prequel Riffs for only $8.99. It’s a bargain even Watto would love.

Get into the spirit of the season with a sample of Rifftrax’s take on the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Coming soon: Rifftrax takes on the undisputed masterwork of Star Wars awfulness, the Holiday Special.

Yeah, those horrible prequel bashers at RiffTrax must be stopped before they dare mock Episode 3. George Lucas is a human being!

(They’ve also vilely slandered 300, Eragon, Fantastic Four, Star Trek: Generations, ID4, and the first two eps of Heroes since last we checked.)

Don’t miss this – R2-S2, the steam-powered Artoo! Impressive. (Thanks, Bonnie!)

Rifftrax has video samples on Youtube – TPM, AOTC, The Matrix, Daredevil, The Fifth Element, X-Men, LOTR (if you only watch one, watch LOTR) and more. They’re also up on the Rifftrax site.

Someone has put a lot of SDCC masquerade sketches from 2005 and 2006 up on Youtube – including The Modal Nodes, Runaway Bounty, General Grievous and some very familiar pirates

I had no idea Epcot could do that!

• The real Episode III. This is kind of dumb, but the Maul bit is hilarious.

• The dancing 501st
• Worst Star Wars Reenactment Ever
• Star Wars (Jedi Disco Mix)

Attack of the Clones is the latest offering from MST3K alums Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy. And none other than Chad Vader joins the mocking this time around!

Something Awful interviews Mike Nelson of MST3K and Rifftrax. In MP3. Sigh. (via Fandom Lounge)

64 reasons to watch Dungeons and Dragons. Because it makes TPM and AOTC look like The Godfather? I don’t know… I’m big on embracing the cheese, but I watched this movie on cable and it was awful. Maybe they ought to Rifftrax it.

That said, the reasons are pretty funny.

Speaking of Rifftrax, their mocking of The Phantom Menace is now available. Has it offended any uptight prequel fans yet? I want to know!