Club Jade

Well, after news of the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies book spread around the internet faster than the latest in viral videos, I suppose it isn’t too much of a shock that Natalie Portman is going to be involved in a movie version. (And the book isn’t even out until April.)

But what makes this more of an emerging trend than a simple hot property is yesterday’s word of Pride and Predator. io9 throws these two in with Lost In Austen, but quite frankly that one seems like a whole ‘nother genre of fanfic that’s more embarrassing than kick-ass.

Corpsey, noooooo! (via)

Just in time for Christmas… The complete soundtrack for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King will be released on November 6. Yup, all three hours and 50 minutes of score. Also, this is the first I’ve heard of a soundtrack book: The Music of the Lord of the Rings Films. And here I though it was Lucasfilm that left no revenue possibility unturned.

• MTV finds Harvard dude to talk more about crystal skulls. Bored now.

• Transformers in IMAX may be 5 minutes longer than standard release. So, fanboys: two extra pairs of underwear this time, okay?
• Buck Rodgers next up for ‘reimagining?’ Yes Hollywood, you have no shame. We know.
• Tron sequel gets director. Is this joke ever going to get a punchline?
• Speaking of, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem will give ‘fans’ a look at the Predator homeworld. It’s full of eels!
• Jessica Alba wants Fantastic offspring in next film. Spandex pregnancy padding: The final frontier.
• Kevin McKidd might show up in Thor film. But not as Thor, it seems. Sheesh. Why bother, then?