If you’re going to read anything on the internet today, why not make it Cleolinda’s latest, The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes. Or even Prometheus in Fifteen Minutes. In any case, you’ll need to be fluent in Cleolinda for Celebration. Trust me.
July 3rd, 2012 by Dunc · 1 Comment
Twilight means never having to say you’re kidding: Cleolinda’s Breaking Dawn: Part 1 in Fifteen Minutes
November 23rd, 2011 by Dunc · 1 Comment
December 2nd, 2009 by Dunc · No Comments
Baby, why you gotta be so sparkly? There’s actual, serious talk about splitting the fourth Twilight book into two movies. After all, Harry Potter is doing it, and just think of all that squeeful allowance cash beckoning. At this rate, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part I: The Pillowing will be out next Christmas. All signs point to beige, and a possible endorsement deal with the old-timey Gap.
On a more positive Twilight note (Not so! I lie!) there’s Cleolinda’s New Moon in Fifteen Minutes. And for proof that Bella Swan follows a well-worn path, five terrible male role models in guy-centric blockbusters. You’ll never guess who takes the first spot. (Okay, you totally will.) Though alas, Edward is still rather creepy, what with fufilling all those signs of an abusive relationship… By any chance does Breaking Dawn end with him getting pan-fried in lava? That I’d watch.
Moving on… First images from Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Oh baby. (Please don’t suck, movie.)
It is RDJ, after all. The first official poster for Iron Man 2 has arrived, and it looks kind of familiar…. Oh my god. Entertainment Weekly has kindly provided a primer on War Machine for the soon-to-be eager slash fangirls.
Speaking of… A (rather boring) first look at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
July 26th, 2009 by Dunc · No Comments
Cleolinda has posted her latest movie in 15 minutes: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
November 24th, 2008 by Dunc · 4 Comments
April 13th, 2007 by Dunc · Comments Off
300 has not only made boatloads of money, but also inspired boatloads of funny. First the image macros, now Cleolinda in her infinite wisdom has graced the world with 300 in Fifteen Minutes.
October 30th, 2006 by Dunc · Comments Off
Sabrina Fried writes her latest ‘Fried Circuits’ column about Star Wars costumes.
R2-D2 among the Northern Iowan’s last-minute costume ideas
(P.S. random Googlers: Looking for the pumpkin stuff? It’s here!)
March 30th, 2006 by Dunc · Comments Off
V for Vendetta in Fifteen Minutes. You know you want it.
January 9th, 2005 by Dunc · Comments Off
Phantom of the Opera in 15 Minutes. Hilariously accurate, and streamlined for your amusement.
August 22nd, 2004 by Jaina · Comments Off
I won! Second place in the sci-fi category of the GenCon costume contest, that is. Lost out to Iron Man with a night-light in the middle of his chest. Jennifer, Heather Lynn, et al would have been on hand to witness my victory except the “talent” entries drove them screaming from the room.
Now have lovely orange ribbon (not ugly trophy, ha ha to the “lucky” first place winners). Go me!
Ooooh. Yav just came by to give me pretties. King Arthur postcard! I have TWO swords!
(Hey baby baby, you so FINE baby! Can I borrow a cup of sex?)