Club Jade

Here are some of the things I’ve micro-blogged over @clubjade in the past few days.

Simplicity itself. The most surprising thing about this figure is that they haven’t actually tried to market it yet.

Internet famous. I get the feeling I would appreciate this #SXStarWars craze more if my time moderating message boards hadn’t given me a complete disdain for line-by-line thread games.

Hey, it’s better than Anakin. Baby name fail! Or win?

Bad bad bad, wrong wrong wrong. Topless Robot has a regular feature called Fan Fiction Friday, where he rightfully skewers awful (usually ‘erotic’) fanfic. This week’s selection? A Jacen/Leia fic called ‘Sexual Situations.’ Yes, it’s awful. Yes, it’s explicit. But there’s snark! Still, if you click through that link, don’t you dare say I didn’t warn you.

Cleanse your brain. Star Wars lunchbag art!

It’s President’s Day here in the U.S., and that means you need to see this internet classic, if you haven’t already. (Note: Some language.)

The Chad Vader crew’s response to David After Dentist. They’re also starting a new season! (via)

You may have seen the previous versions, but in any case this will make you smile, no matter how crappy Monday is so far. (via)

Weezer’s latest video features a ton of Youtube stars, including a lot of lightsabers. Whoo! (via)

You may have seen this on Jimmy Kimmel tonight… The Star Wars Trumpeter.

The Official Blog tracks down the creator of the internet-famous CIV AT-AT Baby Stroller, Rick Russo.

The dramatic chipmunk has been all over the internets – now he’s been ‘upgraded’ with a red lightsaber! (via TOSblog)

The Star Wars Kid is the most popular viral video, followed by the Numa Numa dude and a bunch of videos I haven’t heard of. (SHAME!) Number 10 is The Shining remix trailer, though.

Watch this for Erwin Beekveld’s trance techno look at the kidnap of the Hobbits. You’ll laugh. I promise.