Club Jade

By Dapperstache. Includes many things dear to our hearts, like Jedi, robots, hyperspace, lightsabers and liquor. Clickthrough to read it!

In apology for that duo of early Halloween/horror posts, I hearby present you with Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog: Secret twins? Praise be to , for this epic contribution to the random things that amuse us on the internet.

You may have seen the previous versions, but in any case this will make you smile, no matter how crappy Monday is so far. (via)

Jek Porkins and Ponda Baba star in the Mario-esque Haunted House Candy Hunt. (Thanks, Bonnie!) I’m really bad at these games and I never even got past the first screen, but let me know if your luck is better than mine.

I dare you to spend less than a half hour browsing Not Starring, a site that details the roles that the stars didn’t play. Was Jodie Foster really second choice to play Princess Leia? Sean Connery turned down Gandolf and Morpheus? Did Ewan MacGregor say no to Neo? I don’t know how verifiable any of this information is, (David Boreanaz turned down the lead in Batman Begins? Really?) but it’s still fascinating for the ‘what-if’ aspect.