March 21st, 2009 by Dunc · 4 Comments
Yes, these Twilight conversation hearts are for real: I actually saw them in Borders today. Some of them have glitter and one says “Dazzle.” IT’S LIKE THEY’RE SPOOFING THEMSELVES.
Of course, the Twilight folks are breaking no records here: The infamous Jar Jar lollipop beats this by miles and miles. But it gave me a good laugh this morning.
Filed: fiction · film
Tagged: candy · food · merchandise · twilight · vampires · wacky merchandise · wtf
January 14th, 2008 by Dunc · No Comments
From the same folks who did Helm’s Deep last year. Crazy, man. Crazy.
Filed: fandom · film
Tagged: candy · crafts · eye candy · fanmade · food · gingerbread · holidays · lord of the rings · tolkien
October 6th, 2007 by Dunc · 2 Comments
We need to make Día de los Muertos an official CJ holiday, and I have just the thing. (via)
Or, you know, Halloween. Maybe both.
Tagged: candy · food · holidays
December 12th, 2006 by Dunc · Comments Off
Sexually Suggestive Star Wars Candy To Be Marketed To Children! One can always count on Landover Baptist (yes, it’s a parody site) for the lulz.
Filed: star wars
Tagged: candy · merchandise · spoofs · wacky merchandise · wtf