A man trying to rob an Arkansas gas station by sneaking through the bathroom ceiling told police that his name was “Jason Solo” before fingerprints revealed his true identity. (via)
Beware of failbots playing delusional Sith lords
December 10th, 2008 by Dunc · 4 Comments
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1 Gabri Jade // Dec 10, 2008 at 3:26 am
This makes me giggle more than it should.
2 Shu Ryorin // Dec 10, 2008 at 9:38 am
Too bad none of the officers made the connection…
3 Paula // Dec 10, 2008 at 1:35 pm
We really need to add a “too dumb to be a Star Wars crook” category.
4 Graestan // Dec 11, 2008 at 8:27 pm
And people considered me strange for seeing if I could get away with giving “Wedge Antilles” as my name at Panera.
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