Santa Maul has been pondering the perfect gift for the burgeoning evil mastermind, and The New York Times has revealed it to him. A British phone company is offering for sale an underground tunnel complex built during World War II as a bomb shelter! A virtual bargain at only $7.4 million, particularly when one notes that it contains a bar. Santa Maul regrets that London is not convenient to his lifestyle, else he would buy it himself, or rather whammy the current owners into thinking he did.
For those with a more limited budget, Santa Maul offers this link to Geeks are Sexy’s gift list. Santa Maul particularly craves the Starbuck mug.
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1 Bonnie // Dec 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
that Santa hat really suits Darth Maul!
2 Santa Maul // Dec 4, 2008 at 4:20 am
Santa Maul accepts all compliments. He has procured a very fine tailor. By the windpipe!
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