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The lulzing: Twilight in Fifteen Minutes

November 24th, 2008 by Dunc · 4 Comments

Yeah, that's right: VAMPIRE BASEBALL

Cleolinda, whose Twilight-for-the-lulz obsession has fed all our urges to know more about the not-quite-Harry-Potter event of the year, has come through with Twilight in Fifteen Minutes.

Since we’re on the topic, the movie made an estimated $70.5 million opening weekend, and the sequel was promptly greenlit. Poor Robert Pattinson – there’s no escape for him now.

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  • 1 Paula // Nov 24, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Oh my gawd. Thanks for the Twilight Move in 15 Minutes. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

    And as if there was any doubt as to sequels?…

  • 2 Stooge // Nov 24, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Opening weekend, not night. Thank gawd.

    And yeah, Twilight in 15 was great!

  • 3 Bonnie // Nov 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    There’s no crying vampires in baseball!

  • 4 Gabri Jade // Nov 24, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Cleolinda is my hero. :D

    But now I have wasted yet another hour of my life following all the links and reading Twilight snark! D:

    But . . . it was kind of fun. :D Darn internet. :p

    In twenty years when VH1 does a Very Special “Where Are They Now?” show and finds Robert Pattinson in an asylum somewhere, it’s all going to come back down to that fateful day that he agreed to play Edward. Poor young fool.

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