I figured we ought to get this out of the way before Celebration and whatever they chose to drop on us. Remember your hashtags (#SWCA! #TheForceAwakens! #StarWaraRebels! #SWEU!) and be funny, kids.
Noone considers Return of the Jedi the darkest Star Wars despite the crime boss who feeds his sex slaves to a monster when he tires of them.
— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) April 11, 2015
Jabba's palace in RotJ is a place of Game of Thrones-level darkness & sexual sadism, but because of muppets/monsters no one registers it.
— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) April 11, 2015
I think @carrieffisher had the most fun during the photo shoots for Star Wars. Just a hunch. pic.twitter.com/e2mAqrKen1
— James Finn (@FinnJ) April 13, 2015
Saw an ad for a new movie called #StarWars. Is it supposed to be any good? Looks like a gritty #Spaceballs reboot.
— MeetMyGoodFriendPod (@meetgoodfriend) April 12, 2015
This scene is just missing "Anakin tips his fedora" cc @AlexaRayC pic.twitter.com/7bNyohTAO4
— Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa) April 14, 2015
Celebration pre-game
Hopefully the Force is with us… because this will not be easy. https://t.co/EBG7xSYMZL
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) April 14, 2015
See you guys on the livestream starting this Thursday and running all weekend. And may the Force be with you.
— Corey Vidal (@CoreyVidal) April 14, 2015
"But I paid for a ticket… now it won't be as special!"
Yes it will, trust in the Force.
— Andi Gutierrez (@DeeGoots) April 14, 2015
I suddenly feel less sad that I can't go to #SWCA. Livestream is the next best thing and I don't have to wait for hours in a line…
— Florian B (@DarthSpiriah) April 14, 2015
The http://t.co/fvNF0UF2uW Cantina is starting to look like the real thing. Be sure to stop by this week! #SWCA pic.twitter.com/PtXRYtMeku
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) April 14, 2015
Almost there #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #episodeVII #StormTrooper pic.twitter.com/SURh4hfzWC
— TK-3862 (@TK3862) April 10, 2015
I party hard on Friday nights! Making my #AhsokaLives Day shirt! #CloneWars pic.twitter.com/XqWipc12Ah
— Johnamarie Macias (@BlueJaigEyes) April 11, 2015
The Force Awakens
Actually been a bit worried that in order to maximise BB-8 profitability, those bastards might kill off R2-D2. #StarWars
— Paul Bullock (@dogsgoboom) April 8, 2015
"Finn, Rey, Poe? Sounds like Do Re Mi!" Accurate assessment of new Star Wars characters from my shorter half. #StarWars #TheForceAwakens
— Josh Gill (@JoshyGill) April 8, 2015
I know what Kylo Ren looks like under his cloak. pic.twitter.com/zFzZRKwPsm
— brandon rohwer (@brandonRohwer) April 8, 2015
Leaked picture of Kylo Ren. pic.twitter.com/rsXrHLaCSg
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) April 8, 2015
The digital release
I doubt the new fanfare will be in front of TFA because it is just a hodgepodge of existing cues from the soundtrack. Feels like a (1/2)
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) April 10, 2015
temporary arrangement put in place to avoid the Fox fanfare and not like a carefully thought out orchestration (2/2)
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) April 10, 2015
I'm watching Return of the Jedi on my freaking Roku. I AM ACTUALLY DOING IT! Cannot wait to devour these featurettes. #StarWars #Disney
— Sean Ferguson (@inkstatic) April 10, 2015
I can't believe the spell-check built into Windows does not know the word "Tatooine". Disgraceful #StarWars
— Richard D. Cloutier (@rdcloutier) April 10, 2015
You know Star Wars is huge when Apple advertises a film inside the App Store. pic.twitter.com/x5i6aqbwZR
— Rebels Report (@RebelsReport) April 10, 2015
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was. #jokes #starwars
— Manda (@MandaLioness) April 10, 2015
I've bought #StarWars on #VHS, #Laserdisc twice, #DVD 3 times and #BluRay. I'll pass on the digital release.
Wait, new extras?
— David Bowers (@DavidMBowers) April 8, 2015
The Expanded Universe
Going back through AFTERMATH. Tweaking. Adding. Subtracting. I feel like this sexy Gungan rave went too far.
Or didn't go… far enough.
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) April 9, 2015
One of these things is not like the other. pic.twitter.com/7yY2ashdsL
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) April 10, 2015
That's 3 months in a row that female-led comics dominated sales, but nah, people wouldn't want to see these characters on merchandise.
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) April 10, 2015
Got my copy of Lords of the Sith today. First thing I did was flip to the back to read the Dark Disciple excerpt pic.twitter.com/XHrhhbabUO
— Aaron Goins (@avgoins) April 9, 2015
Just leaving this here for posterity. pic.twitter.com/5oP6AsKmFx
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) April 9, 2015
Star Wars life
My credit card company called saying there was fraud on my account. No it's just me buying the #StarWars digital bundle.
— Jill Leardini (@jillsc77) April 11, 2015
OH at #The100: "You never start at Endor." "Well, it's not called Begin-dor." #starwars
— The 100 Writers Room (@The100writers) April 11, 2015
When I was 8 I had to have eye surgery. The doctor asked if I wanted to bring a stuffed animal. I brought this. pic.twitter.com/k1LmxfYIqd
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) April 10, 2015
apparently they are filming the new #StarWars movie in the apartment below me. I hear #Chewbacca yelling every 5 mins. #INeedToMove
— … (@PinkFloydPrism) April 9, 2015
When I enrolled, I never imagined I'd spent hours analyzing Yoda's syntax. #thewondersofuniversity #starwars
— Jenni•A (@JenniCaligari) April 8, 2015
Snark
"I hope to earn your support during my campaign. And now, the new Star Wars trailer."
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) April 12, 2015