Last week, Darth Maui celebrated avoiding bifurcation for yet another party, we all hope the soccer fans won’t hurt us when Episode VII comes out, pondered Harrison Ford’s ankle, and preteens consider policy. Onward!
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) June 27, 2014
The tragic moral of C3PO: you have to take even your most annoying friends seriously #StarWars
— beth (@vickevlar) June 29, 2014
Half the time I accidentally read it as "Darth Maui." Not surprised to see that someone has done the cosplay: https://t.co/HGwzE3T4SG
— John Jackson Miller (@jjmfaraway) June 27, 2014
Sometimes I think about the sheer brutality of the death of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru in #StarWars and how messed up that really was.
— Big Will (@WillDangerZone) June 29, 2014
A friend of mine gave me this cool Darth Maul. It split in half today. I'm not even kidding. pic.twitter.com/h5YriWICBw
— David Collins (@DavidWCollins) June 26, 2014
Also, the World Cup is a thing that was happening. Still happening.
Dear media: I don't care about soccer but I'm glad people do and I'm not bagging on it. Please remember this when Episode 7 comes out.
— Thomas Zahler (@loveandcapes) June 26, 2014
All these people tweeting about soccer, and I ask myself, "Am I that annoying but with #StarWars?"
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) June 26, 2014
Episode VII and beyond
Had dinner with Larry Kasdan last night. New STAR WARS movie sounds amazing. People who don't know me often think I worked on Star Wars.
— Rick Berman (@berman_rick) June 22, 2014
In a surprise move, Domhnall now runs a profitable freight company in the midlands pic.twitter.com/nkfok7TO5R
— hugh o'conor (@hughoconor) June 26, 2014
I just realized that I have less than 18 months to get a kickass cosplay together for the #StarWarsVII midnight release. Hrm.
— Cass Morris (@CassRMorris) June 24, 2014
Harrison Ford’s leg: Yup, still a thing.
Instead of the table read, I want a LEGO recreation of the moment Harrison Ford broke his foot.
— Borys Kit (@Borys_Kit) June 25, 2014
— Dan Casey (@osteoferocious) June 25, 2014
RUMOUR: Lucasfilm to decanonise all references to Han Solo’s legs, any scenes of them in use to be rebranded under “Leg Ends” banner.
— Julian Louis Blair (@JLB_Tosche) June 25, 2014
The Expanded Universe
— J. W. Rinzler (@jwrinzler) June 27, 2014
"When you find yourself missing the happy days of the NJO books, that's when you know someone's fucked up." –@nicolecieux
— Bria (@chaosbria) June 28, 2014
— Kay (@Geek_Kay) June 25, 2014
Chewie is such a bishounen in this panel; I am shocked there aren't flowers and sparkles in the background. pic.twitter.com/Q6aIm09VB7
— Star Wars Meg (@tspofnutmeg) June 25, 2014
Star Wars life
— Elinor Diamond (@DiamondElinor) June 26, 2014
— Michael Margelos (@mikeyJ1980) June 26, 2014
Overheard my 14 and 12 year olds playing together: "According to policy…" Must have let the watch Phantom Menace too often #StarWars
— Darryl Ballegeer (@darrylballegeer) June 30, 2014
— Cortney (@cortcdr) June 25, 2014
When you get a text from a number you don't know asking for the surname of your friend Luke… the only answer is Skywalker. #starwars
— Joseph Kiel (@Joseph_Kiel) June 29, 2014
Older son is only answering to "Obi-Wan" and keeps referring to the other restaurant patrons a "the Geonosians." #StarWars
— Sara Keeth (@KeethInk) June 29, 2014
Pretty sure The Toddler just gave the pic of Han Solo on her #StarWars pillow a good night kiss before rolling over to fall asleep.
— miss fraser (@HelloMissFraser) June 27, 2014
There's a spot on this character sheet for "Motivation." Dude, I'm a wookiee. EASY ANSWER: "Does it have arms?"
— Bill Cavalier (@dungeonbastard) June 25, 2014
Who REALLY cameos in Episode VII? Here's the skinny: Simon Pegg — yes Tom Cruise — no Boyega's dad — no Flo (from Progressive) — yes
— Star Wars Character (@swcharacter) June 23, 2014