wow the opening text of episode vii literally just says “chewbacca is dead” and that’s it
— adam (@burgerkrang) November 7, 2013
Last week was bonkers for Star Wars fans. We got the Episode VII release date, open call auditions and all the attendant gloating, freaking out and Holiday Special jokes. So many Holiday Special jokes
I feel like Disney should re-date "Star Wars" a dozen more times just to screw with every other studio's distribution dept
— Ben Fritz (@benfritz) November 7, 2013
— Karen W (@Leia77KarenW) November 4, 2013
I contend that tauntauns must be tasty even though Han Solo said they smelled bad. The wampa ate the tauntaun before Luke, right? NOM NOM.
— Oberon (@IrishOberon) November 7, 2013
— Cole Horton (@ColeHorton) November 5, 2013
"We're watching Star Wars" "Haven't you seen that movie like 8 times?" "Not on blu-ray. Only twice on blu-ray"
— DirtyLittleFreak (@LeahSunKyu) November 10, 2013
What the fuck do you do with that spider armed droid on wheels? Does he give horrifying handjobs? #StarWars
— Jared (@MetalJared) November 10, 2013
Episode VII and such
I drove by the Bad Robot offices on Friday. Yes, I'm in the new Star Wars. Source this tweet.
— Da7e Gonzales (@Da7e) November 4, 2013
Do the people freaking out about Star Wars' script believe that a single one of the other big summer 2015 movies has a locked script yet?
— Eric Goldman (@EricIGN) November 5, 2013
— Production Weekly (@prodweek) November 6, 2013
*seductively whispers in netflix's ear* make four star wars shows with disney next, we will watch those too, i promise
— Nic (@nicolecieux) November 7, 2013
The announcement cometh…
Stock up on your warm sidewalk-camping gear, kids. #StarWarsVII
— Andi Gutierrez (@DeeGoots) November 7, 2013
FYI: "Skywalker" has the same syllable count as "Santa Claus" if you're caroling. #YodaJoyOfMansDesiring
— Daniel Fienberg (@HitFixDaniel) November 7, 2013
We're a little over two years away from the kind of thrilling disappointment we haven't felt since The Phantom Menace.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) November 7, 2013
— Doug (@ImThatDoug) November 7, 2013
— Sean Foster (@Seanthings) November 8, 2013
Worried about no fox fanfare before #StarWarsVII? Easy just put the MP3 on your phone and play before the movie starts.
— paul depaola (@murray1134) November 8, 2013
STAR WARS CASTING IS IN TROY I AM LITERALLY FLAILING ALL OVER ROYAL OAK RIGHT NOW WHAT IS LIFE I AM A JEDI
— y'anna (@infinitebananas) November 10, 2013
I joked that I was going to go to the #StarWars auditions for a role as Jabba. Last night my Mum texted me to wish me luck. Thanks Mum.
— Steve Clark (@spclark14) November 9, 2013
— Uncle Doc (@ndthornburg) November 8, 2013
— Tim Montague (@tjmont) November 9, 2013
Some of the people in line for this #StarWars casting call think that this is a Star Wars convention. I'm not assuming. I heard them say it
— Alex Hudgens (@A_Hudge) November 10, 2013
— Matthew Wood (@matthewwood) November 10, 2013
I got the part in Star Wars. Now I only need to lose six stone and undergo extensive youthing surgery. #Easy
— James Tench (@JamieTench) November 9, 2013
The Expanded Universe
Fitting that on anniv of Zahn's hiring to write Heir to the Empire we received Scoundrels paperback (on sale 11.26). pic.twitter.com/7XRvhhP5Hc
— StarWarsBooks (@DelReyStarWars) November 7, 2013
So the Star Wars Yoga book illustrates positions with slave Leia. There better be some fucking Han downward dog in there.
— Amanda Ching (@cerebralcutlass) November 7, 2013
— StarWarsBooks (@DelReyStarWars) November 6, 2013
writing a screenplay about being trapped in a lift with 'star wars' fan who talks about how badass boba fett is in the expanded universe.
— david (@spacemandavid) November 9, 2013
I almost threw my kindle across the room. STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS, WRAITH SQUADRON
— Star Wars Meg (@tspofnutmeg) November 9, 2013
Star Wars life
BREAKING NEWS: another guy on Facebook introduced his son to Star Wars and it went great.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 6, 2013
— Darren Hayes (@darrenhayes) November 7, 2013
My manager says I always look to the horizon & the future. My mind is never on where I am, what I'm doing. That worked for Luke Skywalker.
— Steve Clark (@spclark14) November 4, 2013
Twitter, you've spoiled me by always getting my Star Wars jokes. #workproblems
— Bria (@chaosbria) November 5, 2013
Ah, new phone. I will teach your autocorrect the ways of profanity, young padawan.
— Cleolinda Jones (@cleolinda) November 6, 2013
Asteroids in the skies above SoCal! I'm pretty sure I saw the Millennium Falcon flying over Sherman Oaks.
— Jason Surrell (@2Manhattans) November 7, 2013
Whenever someone types "LOL" I like to imagine them laughing like Jabba the Hut in Star Wars.
— Stephen Altrogge (@stephenaltrogge) November 8, 2013
Ho ho, nerds.
— Santa Maul (@santamaul) November 7, 2013
“I tell you, Episode VII will be operational as planned.” “Bob Iger does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.”
— Christian Blauvelt (@ctblauvelt) November 7, 2013
#ThorTheDarkWorld is the best Star Wars movie that Natalie Portman has ever been in.
— Justin Quizon (@JustinQuizon) November 8, 2013
My concern re: the move to December is that in 15yrs when we talk about The Star Wars Christmas Special, kids will thing we mean #EpisodeVII
— Steak Plissken (@BriguySalisbury) November 7, 2013