"The new Star Wars comes out in two years". (Luke 20:15).
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 26, 2013
In addition to the big dude himself weighing in, last week brought us Glee’s Chris Colfer with a new sexy spin on a key character, important questions about C-3PO, the internet’s thoughts on Lawrence Kasdan, conspiracy theories and crazy rumors for The Empire Strikes Back. No, really
Also, ditched Storify in light of what a pain-in-the-butt it’s been lately. Not saying we’ll never use it again, but maybe only for breaking news. As usual, the remaining tweets are under the cut. (Let’s just hope that Twitter doesn’t start pooping out next…)
This year for Halloween I decided to go as a character whose sex appeal is always ignored…I'm Sexy… http://t.co/4Bi1FvayLP
— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) October 27, 2013
Question of the day: given that his memory is wiped, are the C-3PO of the prequels and the C-3PO of the original trilogy the same character?
— Jonas Whisper (@jwisser) October 23, 2013
Give George Lucas sequel and merchandising rights. Who cares! They're not worth anything. #Infamouslastwords
— Peter Steinberg (@PeterSteinberg1) October 23, 2013
Halloween is nigh!
I am your Halloween costume. Search your feelings. You will know it to be true.
— Darth Vader (@darthvader) October 26, 2013
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) October 26, 2013
Lucasfilm is doing Halloween today. Getting tired of everybody asking what my costume is. I'm dressed as awesome.
— Matt Shell (@shellshiznit) October 25, 2013
Episode VII and such
I hear this Lawrence Kasdan is a real up-and-comer.
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) October 24, 2013
— Paul [o . o] (@TK10815) October 25, 2013
CONSPIRACY ALERT: Every time LFL dispenses a bit of information on EpVII, it's another minute you spend NOT asking about the standalones.
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) October 27, 2013
Wow, the spy who missed the screenwriter news sure has a lot of info. – thing to keep in mind.
— Pablood Hidalghoul (@infinata) October 27, 2013
I just saw dopes arguing over whether Lawrence Kasden is qualified to write a STAR WARS. Next debate: Can James Brown write funk?
— Alan Scherstuhl (@studiesincrap) October 24, 2013
come on guys, it's like kasdan is abram's babysitter, it's almost kind of cute
— Nic (@nicolecieux) October 24, 2013
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) October 24, 2013
Man, the things I'd do to read the rejected Michael Arndt Star Wars Episode VII script. Sick, twisted, disgusting things.
— Germain Lussier (@GermainLussier) October 24, 2013
Star Wars 2 rumors! Lucas is looking into putting a MUPPET in his movie. He sounds like Grover. It's directed by the guy who did Loving.
— Bobby (@BobbyRobertsPDX) October 25, 2013
Star Wars2 rumor: They hired 20-something who never wrote a movie before. He put ALL the action in the first 30min. There's metal elephants
— Bobby (@BobbyRobertsPDX) October 25, 2013
The Expanded Universe
Dash Rendar, the RC Cola of the galactic fringe.
— Pablood Hidalghoul (@infinata) October 21, 2013
We got lost down the Wookiepedia hole and we met ourselves.
— Gabriel Hardman (@gabrielhardman) October 21, 2013
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) October 22, 2013
Oh WOW! I just got the @starwars Making of OT books downloaded. They're amazing! And, best of all, my arms don't pull out of their sockets.
— rosiewook (@rosiewook) October 22, 2013
"She thrust her lightsaber into the droid like a sword…" YES YOUNG JEDI KNIGHTS, SHE DID USE HER FREAKING SWORD LIKE A SWORD. #SWEU
— Brian (@wakingthedead17) October 27, 2013
— Sara Perle (@saperle) October 27, 2013
Star Wars' expanded universe is too deep. I thought I could handle it but I was wrong. I now know way more about Jedi than I ever wanted to.
— Andrew McLucas (@McSweet91) October 22, 2013
Star Wars life
— Jason Ward (@MakingStarWars) October 22, 2013
I wonder if Lucasfilm would hire me to spend my time correcting people about the spelling of 'Wookiee'?
— Kevin Leroux (@LeKevbo) October 27, 2013
Only working with Mark Hamill, who is the nicest guy ever. First name terms with Luke Skywalker. Life complete. pic.twitter.com/YGSCAyop46
— Tori Rosenbaum (@torzzx) October 23, 2013
*Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* "May divorce be with you" "What?" "Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"
— The Ruffalo Shuffle (@RuffaloShuffle) October 23, 2013
Awesome dad teaching his daughter Star Wars appreciation at Disneyland! :-) pic.twitter.com/3Pb4s7Hmft
— Trish (@NextGenGirl) October 27, 2013
Now that Disney owns Lucasfilm, when can we see a Goofy & Jar Jar buddy road trip comedy?
— Chad Brewster (@cambrewster) October 22, 2013
— SL-8741 (@darthrem) October 22, 2013
Star Wars gummy snacks. I place the green little yoga into my mouth and grind his verdant proxy between my masticating molars. #usetheforce
— Artiste Gullible (@vanettda) October 24, 2013
My favorite Star Wars expanded universe story is admiral akbar's childhood in eraserhead.
— Scary ƁƦƎᴎᗬᗊቢ (@gleeok) October 26, 2013