In this week’s new trailers, Carrie gets an update with Chloe Moretz and Julienne Moore and I’m not quite sure how to feel about it. Why does no one remake the crappy movies?
Below the cut: Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby, New Percy Jackson, and The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones.
Sure, it’s not technically a genre film, but Joel Edgerton (young Uncle Owen) is in it and CJers love us some crazy-ass Baz Luhrmann movies.
Not quite sure why there’s another Percy Jackson film, but I’m clearly not the target audience. Still, it looks like the best part of the franchise for us olds will continue to be the Olympian stunt casting: This one features Nathan Fillon as Hermes.
Yup, former fanfic writer and BNF-to-end-all-BNFs Cassie Claire/Clare‘s book is now the latest supernatural YA to try and make it in the big time. SEE the Buffy and Harry Potter influences! MARVEL at how Leatherpants Draco Leatherpants Draco is. WONDER how badly it will flop!