No, random people on the internet, we’re not impressed by your pun. Still, we expect there to be plenty of actual Star Wars news today. Gird yourselves, true believers.
For now, let’s have a GIF party in the comments! They don’t have to be Star Wars, just don’t go spoiling The Avengers for anyone! Nothing wider than 500px, please! Alas, we had to cancel the GIF party. Details (and some GIFs) in the comments.