Club Jade

If the “B” in “Don’t Trust the B_ in Apartment 23″ stood for “Bib Fortuna,” then MAYBE I would watch it.

— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) April 11, 2012

Watching West Coast Customs build a Darth Vader car for Lucasfilm. Can’t help but think @jediagent would have loved this.

— Allison C. (@keyofmgy) April 16, 2012

Can’t wait to see this…

Hate visiting my Rodian cousin. He smells funny, never shuts up, and always insists on shooting first #SecondaryWorldProblems #StarWars

— Squiddy Attack (@Shael_no_7) April 15, 2012

#SecondaryWorldProblems is THE hashtag from this weekend that you need to check out. Great stuff in there.

BREAKING: North Korea’s rocket has failed. Farm boy in X-Wing spotted fleeing scene. #StarWars

— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) April 13, 2012

Current event tweet of the week! Unless you count Monday’s episode of How I Met Your Mother…

I want to watch the Star Wars trilogy more than I want to sleep. Thanks, #HIMYM

— Amanda Hocking (@amanda_hocking) April 10, 2012

Apparently HIMYM takes place in a universe where SpikeTV doesn’t exist, if they only watch Star Wars every 3 years #TrilogyTime

— Jessica Silko (@jlsilko) April 10, 2012

“Remember, Han shot first.” Best #HIMYM line of the season. #starwars

— Helen Keier (@HelenKeier) April 10, 2012

On that note, geek life:

My four-year-old just proved how canon-conscious he is by berating his two-year-old for putting Yoda in an X-Wing @starwars #kidsthesedays

— Adam Lamping (@AdamLamping) April 13, 2012

I like how if you say ‘the prequels’ any nerd instinctively knows what you’re talking about.

— Kevin Cutknife (@Cutknifed) April 16, 2012

Going through my closet…I’m at 57 #StarWars shirts & counting. Variety is good right? At least I’m consistent.

— Consetta Parker (@parkerpublicist) April 15, 2012

“Jabba-ing” is now a verb in my household.Like “are you really Jabba-ing all that avocado?” #hutt #crimelord #starwars

— Jack Bridenstine (@Wicked_Volvo) April 12, 2012

I asked to get the New Republic emblem tattooed My sister asked why My response”My allegiance is to the Republic, to Democracy!” #StarWars

— Julio Chavez (@ChavezJulio2) April 13, 2012

I wish I wasn’t so strong minded. Maybe then someone could #JediMindtrickme into doing homework. #ForceProblems #StarWars

— Mai Varanda (@SlightlyMai) April 15, 2012

Line I’m stealing..”Our house looks as if a herd of unsupervised Wookiees commandeered it for the day.” #starwars

— Renee Kreutler (@reneek43204) April 14, 2012

Celebration is getting nearer…

Will be happy in a way to have C2E2 over this weekend as the rumors are #SWCVI news should start on a regular basis after it ends.

— Eric Stuckey (@ericST1138) April 13, 2012

Going back to #SWCVI & despite a direct order from @HamillHimself at #SWCV, the girlfriend & I are not married yet. He’s going to be pissed!

— Justo F. Fajardo (@jfajardo84) April 14, 2012

…But not near enough.

@nancipants No, Florida is not the temperature of Tatooine crossed with humidity of Dagobah. Then it shall be time for #SWCVI

— elizabeth davidson (@eliz_beth) April 11, 2012

Crossover time! (sort of…)

CONFIRMED: George Lucas will be directing “Catching Fire”, the sequel to “The Hunger Games”, and is replacing Peeta with Jar-Jar.

— Mike Murphy (@MikeJayM) April 13, 2012

My 200th Tweet: Just realized there were as many #Rocky movies are there were #StarWars movies. So where’s the outcry for Rocky 7, 8 and 9?

— Mike Pesto (@MikePesto) April 16, 2012

The Legend of Korra reminds me how a great sequel (and not falling back on prequels) can really expand on an exciting storytelling universe.

— Peter DiCicco (@PeterDiCicco) April 14, 2012

Also, it makes me sad we’ll never see a good sequel trilogy to #StarWars. Now, I’m off to re-read the Timothy Zahn books.

— Peter DiCicco (@PeterDiCicco) April 14, 2012

And that takes us to the Expanded Universe… Everyone’s talking about FOTJ again? Go figure.

Dear Troy Denning: I get it. Abeloth is a tentacle-armed monster with a huge mouth, star eyes, and yellow hair. GOT IT. #SWEU

— Nanci(@nancipants) April 14, 2012

You know, @swbookreport brings up a good point. Fate of the Jedi was way more interesting before Abeloth showed up. #SWEU

— Brian (@LaneWinree) April 13, 2012

Finished up FOTJ this week.While I wasn’t always happy with the series direction there were some solid highlights along the way. #SWEU

— Star Wars Novels (@StarWarsNovels) April 14, 2012

The best thing Fate of the Jedi accomplished: finally wrapping up Jaina’s love polygon of doom. #SWEU

— Brian (@LaneWinree) April 12, 2012

Finance nerd berating George Lucas for “not filling in the gap between episode 3&4″. And I thought I had an unhealthy interest in Star Wars

— Monkey Chops (@MonkeyChopchop) April 12, 2012

LOL N00B.

“It is not a question of if a Hutt will betray you, but when.” #SWEU #Scourge

— Aaron Goins (@avgoins) April 12, 2012

Love this from pg 37 of Warfare: “The Jakelians, for one, welcomed their new Mandalorian Overlords…” #SWEU

— Austin(@Blankitout) April 11, 2012

One of my fandom pipe dreams is for @MikeStackpole to return to the #SWEU w/ a Valin and Jysella Horn novel called “We, Jedi.” #icandream

— Nanci(@nancipants) April 14, 2012

@TomTaylorMade reading a future Darth Maul comic…”geez why is Maul always tweeting?’

— Gavin THE Thomson (@gavinthethomson) April 12, 2012

I… kind of take responsibility for this. The Willow books were so, so bad. SO BAD.

IT’S SNARK TIME!

Thanks, Wookieepedia: This is the first Troy Denning Star Wars novel where no two characters have off-page sexual intercourse, #SWEU

— infinata (@infinata) April 13, 2012

An iPad game titled ANGRY NERDS in which you lob poorly written rage posts at George Lucas, Bioware, and that one chick from high school.

— Andrew Otis Weiss (@ThatWeissGuy) April 13, 2012

So Ackbar has a first name now. “Gial.” Congratulations to George Lucas for not naming him after another goddamn talk show host. #starwars

— Darthipedia (@Darthipedia) April 11, 2012