Club Jade

NEWS

• Who is Hal Wamsley, the Jawa impersonator?

• Star Wars takes over ferry terminal.
• J.K. Rowling badmouths Star Wars prequels? Or did she? Two-bit celebrity wire services, ehh.

LISTS & THE LIKE

• Eight life lessons from Star Wars all kids should learn

• Three lessons Darth Vader taught me about money.

PASSING REFERENCES

• Time namechecks Artoo and Threepio in their obligatory gay Dumbledore article.

• Be Leia for Halloween.

PEOPLE

• Ewan McGregor to be the face for new fragrance.

• George Lucas Educational Foundation teaches schools to be more green.
• Review of the 30 Rock episode Carrie Fisher guest-starred in.
• Interview with Natalie Portman on her appearance in tonight’s Animal Planet documentary Gorillas on the Brink. She also has a piece in this week’s Parade.

THE LAST WORD

• Vader later regretted not getting the wolfman mask.