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Slurp Sabers? Someone did not think this through

January 27th, 2012 by Dunc · 2 Comments

Joining the latest parade of Phantom Menace tie-ins is Gogurt, which is packaging their yogurt in glow-in-the-dark lightsaber packaging. Neat, sure. Until you get to the part where they call it a ‘Slurp Saber,’ at which everyone with a remotely dirty mind facepalms their brains out. Way to go, marketing geniuses!

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  • 1 Paula // Jan 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Still not as bad as the JarJar tongue lollipop .

  • 2 Dunc // Jan 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    That is a horror that will be never be outdone. I hope.

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