Can you help me become a Star Wars author?

Abel G. Peña answers the eternal question of ignorant fankids everywhere. I admire him for being fairly chill about it – every time I see this kind of thing on the boards (Why does no one read FAQs anymore?) I kinda want to break out my GTFO gloves. Although I usually just link them to fanfiction.net instead. Infringe Luke, infringe!