“For you, Jessica, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine…”

Patrick Cassels’ ill-conceived junior high love letter. Because nothing pulls at the heartstrings of your average teenage girl like talk of Boba Fett and S-Dub canon.

4 Replies to ““For you, Jessica, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine…””

  1. LOL! Wow, that one would likely weird out even a SW fangirl. The tauntaun bit in particular was a wee bit creepy. :p

  2. Wow. That sounds like something one of my exes would write to me…

    My favorite line is, “Come on, Jessica. Let’s ‘do’ it. Let’s French.” Haha..

  3. I think I have to call shenanigans on this. Something about it doesn’t smell right. And not just the author’s B.O.! The handwriting isn’t junior high, to say the least.

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