Patrick Cassels’ ill-conceived junior high love letter. Because nothing pulls at the heartstrings of your average teenage girl like talk of Boba Fett and S-Dub canon.
“For you, Jessica, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine…”
August 21st, 2007 by Dunc · 4 Comments
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1 Gabri Jade // Aug 21, 2007 at 8:34 pm
LOL! Wow, that one would likely weird out even a SW fangirl. The tauntaun bit in particular was a wee bit creepy. :p
2 Jessica // Aug 21, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Wow. That sounds like something one of my exes would write to me…
My favorite line is, “Come on, Jessica. Let’s ‘do’ it. Let’s French.” Haha..
3 Liz // Aug 21, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I think I have to call shenanigans on this. Something about it doesn’t smell right. And not just the author’s B.O.! The handwriting isn’t junior high, to say the least.
4 Dunc // Aug 22, 2007 at 1:30 am
Well Liz, I’m not putting it in the ‘True Facts’ category. ;)