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Twilight means never having to say you’re kidding: Cleolinda’s Breaking Dawn: Part 1 in Fifteen Minutes

November 23rd, 2011 by Dunc · 1 Comment

Twilight snarkster Cleolinda, whose book recaps are much beloved of many Jaders, has recapped the franchise’s fourth film.

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  • 1 Michelle // Nov 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    That is HYSTERICAL. I love it. Because I don’t love Twilight. I do love Christopher Heyerdahl (Marcus) though; he’s the best thing about the whole darn franchise, along with that blog post. :)

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