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Indulge your darker side this Sithmas with gifts of Vader

December 14th, 2010 by Santa Maul · 2 Comments

Santa Maul finds that there is nothing quite like the holiday season for bringing people together – and then rending them limb-from-limb. As a veteran of many blood-soaked Maul family Sithmas celebrations, Santa Maul encourages you to deck yourself in gear that shows you are not novice to the festivities.

Santa Maul's Holiday Gift GuideAlthough he finds the Darth known as Vader to be little more than an unwisely pan-fried brute, the fact is that the plebeian hoards respect and fear his plastic visage. Show you are not to be trifled with by wearing or gifting his shrunken head!

If one desires a more subtle revenge, dried and roasted remains are often greeted with glee and horror.

Or Santa Maul supposes one may always just abandon subtly entirely.

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  • 1 Austin // Dec 14, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    There needs to be a “Like” button for this post.

  • 2 Paula // Dec 14, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Whenever my current toaster bites the dust, I am totally getting a Vader one.

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