‘Jedi Master’ gets up to 20 years in jail for beating

A man who was so hopped up on prescription pills and alcohol that he thought he was Obi-Wan Kenobi has been sentenced to eight to 20 years in a Pennsylvania prison for brutally beating up his roommate. Kids, this is why you don’t do drugs.

Of course, you don’t need mind-altering substances to do something stupid (NSFWish) though getting banned from Walmart certainly pales in comparison to jail time.

2 thoughts on “‘Jedi Master’ gets up to 20 years in jail for beating

  1. Cy

    Hopefully. If they do we can hand them the news article that came out a year or so ago about a little boy defending his brother’s life with a plastic lightsaber.

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