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Sith crime wave continues in Denver

September 22nd, 2010 by Dunc · 2 Comments

We’ve had a couple of Darth Vader robberies in recent months, but now one enterprising criminal is aiming a little higher for his Dark Side association: The “Palpatine Perp” has robbed two banks in downtown Denver. When will the madness end? And how come no one ever does this wearing Transformers masks?

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  • 1 Clark // Sep 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Yeah, a Transformer robber could be his own getaway car.

  • 2 jawajames // Sep 23, 2010 at 1:13 am

    Transformers: Robbers in disguise!

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