A man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a Long Island bank on Thursday. The Empire’s response, via DeathStarPR:
The Galactic Empire categorically and emphatically denies Lord Vader’s involvement in the alleged robbery and quite frankly, we find these allegations offensive. Several reliable witnesses can confirm that at the time of the robbery, Darth Vader was busy brutally murdering a Jedi cell in a galaxy far, far away.
They go on to use “Darth Vader’s’ fashion choices as proof. However, Darth Vader claims he is at Comic-Con. What is the real story? Stay tuned…
UPDATE: Chad also denys.
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Stephanie Summers // Jul 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Because the Jedi won the battle, Vader had financial trouble and he needs every penny that he can get to build a new Sith empire.
2 Paula // Jul 23, 2010 at 2:27 pm
“I’m innocent, I tell ya. Yeah. See.”
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