“Luke, I will not be your father!” proclaims this French condom package discovered by Geeks Are Sexy. Sure, it’s most likely a Photoshop job, but at least it’s a funny one.
Unauthorized (and probably fake) merchandise du jour: The Darth Vader condom
April 22nd, 2010 by Dunc · 3 Comments
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Tagged: darth vader · for adults like me · spoofs · unauthorized · wacky merchandise
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1 Aaron // Apr 22, 2010 at 11:49 am
So we are to trust a guy to capture all that needs to be captured who has failed to do so on several occasions? Just think of the Jedi Purge, the rebel fleet, Luke, another rebel fleet, Luke again… Let’s face it: Capturing things is not his forte. ;-)
Now a Boba condom… :-P
2 Dunc // Apr 22, 2010 at 12:06 pm
The Boba Fett condom: For when you really, truly need to go out like a chump.
3 The Exalted // Apr 23, 2010 at 6:26 am
I like your thinking Aaron, Bob’ika would get the job done!
Though I can’t help but type ‘Darth Vaders helmet WAS hermetically sealed…’
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