Weird merchandise: Lightsaber bookends

I’m sorry, but the coloring of the melted metal or plasma or whatever the hell that’s supposed to be makes me think of, uhh, the end result of liposuction. Yeah. A for effort?

Call me when they bring back the trash compactor, ‘kay?

9 thoughts on “Weird merchandise: Lightsaber bookends

  1. Annalee Flower Horne

    Ok, so I have NO TASTE, but I want these. Except that they’re clearly too large, and therefore would occupy prime book real estate while not being books.

    The goo stuff would only be cool if it was lit up, to simulate the glow of molten metal. Lightsaber too–it must glow. Otherwise it is not tacky enough for my bookshelf.

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  2. Dunc Post author

    Yeah, the size would be my second complaint. Though they’d work well enough on an open type of shelf.

    But, you know, these are so clearly Not For Me that I just can’t get worked up.

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  3. Paul

    Best comment I’ve heard so far on these was “Wow! I really need a dildo going into scrambled eggs for my book shelf”

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  4. Dunc Post author

    The unpainted sculpt images were out a year ago, maybe. But that’s a prototype and it’s still only a preorder on the site….

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