Club Jade

Here are a selection of memorable quotes, so far. You can use your imagination to figure out what we were talking about.

Or not.

(Thanks to Aaron for capturing most of these.)

• “SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!” – Aaron

• “Eat shit, Jessica, it’s CARROTS!” – Many people (this one is a popular one)
• “You have grasped enough of my gist” – Diane
• “The nub of your chest?” – Blu
• “I know, but….Poop!” – Blu
• “I’m going to beat you with naked Barbies.” – Roxanne
• “My boobs do not need powdering, people.” – Dunc
• “Are they bag hickeys?” – Elizabeth D.
• “Ignore us now, beyotch.” – Beth
• “It’s like a periodic table of the feedback whores.” – Aaron
• “Why is the squirrel humping Jack Sparrow?” – Blu
• “There’ll be two floats , one with f*ing Ewoks — they’re not f*ing.” – Mary
• “Yav has totally out-dorked herself.” – Blu
• “What does Mara Jade use to keep warm?” – Rogue
  “Luke Skywalker?” – Ruby
• “I’m going to get Aaron’s tool.” – Sam

More to come as soon as more alcohol gets served….