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One to chew on: A recovered message from the Purge

September 10th, 2009 by Dunc · 6 Comments

We’ve just received something rather odd… Thoughts?

NOTE: The following messages were recovered from the Imperial Prison Barge Purge, after its discovery in the Unknown Regions.

With the exception of certain elements that have been redacted upon the request of specific parties or individuals, these letters and notations are presented here unedited, with their original spelling and syntax intact, in the interest of galactic scholarship.

The messages have been distributed to the following sites: www.deathtroopers.com, www.starwars.com, www.swactionnews.com, www.njoe.com, www.rebelscum.com, www.theforce.net, www.clubjade.net

Letter from Dr. Zahara Cody, Chief Medical Officer, to her father, Teef Lan Cody:

Dear Dad:

I’m writing to you instead of Mother because I hope you’ll understand what I’m about to say in the context that it’s intended. I’ve given a lot of thought to what you said and I’ve reluctantly come to the conclusion that you’re right.

Consequently I’m resigning my post here after this mission is complete and will be coming back to (REDACTED) to take my place in the (REDACTED) organization.

I certainly don’t regret the choices that brought me this far. Working for Imperial Corrections, I’ve gained invaluable life experiences and learned more about myself than I’d ever imagined. But events have unfolded here aboard the Purge in the past few weeks that have forced me to reevaluate my priorities.

So I will see you and Mom soon. I hope to be back aboard a transport headed to the Core Worlds by next week’s end. It may take a bit longer. There’s something wrong with our engines. But I’m sure it will be fixed soon enough.

Love,
Zahara

And something familiar

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 JadesFire55 // Sep 10, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    An ARG, maybe?

  • 2 Stooge // Sep 10, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    SW viral marketing… I like.

    But wasn’t Zahara a crappy Matthew McConaughey movie?

  • 3 Dunc // Sep 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    That was Sahara. And yes, it was indeed crappy.

  • 4 Pabawan // Sep 14, 2009 at 12:01 am

    According to wikipedia, it’s also a desert in ‘Africa’

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