Selling your fanfic on Amazon.com? Bad idea.
The above item was linked on the VIP thread on starwars.com, and a google searched turned up thenaberriegirls.com and this defense. Apocryphal’s a nice word, but so is copyright; Somebody’s getting a letter (at least!) from LFL’s lawyers.
And let it be noted, fandom has never reacted very well to this sort of thing either… You don’t take money for fanfic, folks. Period.