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Behold the Shatnerquake!

April 30th, 2009 by Dunc · 4 Comments

Shatnerquake!Could this book be the internet’s next Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Or did Jeff Burk and Bizarro Central just drink too much Shatner-aid?

It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!

Bizarro indeed. (via)

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  • 1 ImperialGirl // Apr 30, 2009 at 10:28 am

    They’re in trouble…Priceline Shatner NEVER SLEEPS and has Nofee and Charlies-Angels-esque agents to do his bidding.

  • 2 Doyle // Apr 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Whoa.

  • 3 Jorrel // Apr 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    I’d read it. But ImpG is right: Priceline Shatner is going to be a pain to take down.

  • 4 Sarlacc-Pitt // Apr 30, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    “Dammit, it’s multiple lives, Jim! I’m not that kind of a doctor!”

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