Wacky merchandise of the day: Let the Twilight candy hearts dazzle you!

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY LOL'ED.

Yes, these Twilight conversation hearts are for real: I actually saw them in Borders today. Some of them have glitter and one says “Dazzle.” IT’S LIKE THEY’RE SPOOFING THEMSELVES.

Of course, the Twilight folks are breaking no records here: The infamous Jar Jar lollipop beats this by miles and miles. But it gave me a good laugh this morning.

4 thoughts on “Wacky merchandise of the day: Let the Twilight candy hearts dazzle you!

  1. Annalee Flower Horne

    If you hadn’t said you’d seen them at Borders, I would insist those are a photoshop.

    Maybe the people at the ad agency have a Robert Pattison-like perspective on the series?

    Because wow. Forbidden…

    Wow.

  2. Octopus Pie

    Wow, we totally sold these at my bookstore. They don’t taste that great, yet you’ll find yourself craving them later on. I think they’re laced with crack.

    They don’t look nearly as good as they do in the pic, though. Imagine all of the candies jumbled together & the shiny dust rubbing off on all the other candies, causing them to look like they’re all vaguely dusty.

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