Yes, these Twilight conversation hearts are for real: I actually saw them in Borders today. Some of them have glitter and one says “Dazzle.” IT’S LIKE THEY’RE SPOOFING THEMSELVES.
Of course, the Twilight folks are breaking no records here: The infamous Jar Jar lollipop beats this by miles and miles. But it gave me a good laugh this morning.
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4 responses so far ↓
1 Annalee Flower Horne // Mar 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm
If you hadn’t said you’d seen them at Borders, I would insist those are a photoshop.
Maybe the people at the ad agency have a Robert Pattison-like perspective on the series?
Because wow. Forbidden…
Wow.
2 Dunc // Mar 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I don’t doubt they had a lot of fun with it. I’d love to see the concepts they had to reject…
3 Annalee Flower Horne // Mar 22, 2009 at 7:28 pm
“Hey, I’ve got a brilliant idea! We’ll sell a felted version of Bella’s womb! No? Really? Ok, how about these glittery candy hearts instead?”
4 Octopus Pie // Apr 5, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Wow, we totally sold these at my bookstore. They don’t taste that great, yet you’ll find yourself craving them later on. I think they’re laced with crack.
They don’t look nearly as good as they do in the pic, though. Imagine all of the candies jumbled together & the shiny dust rubbing off on all the other candies, causing them to look like they’re all vaguely dusty.
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